Erika and the Bandit

sup LJ

America's Next Top Tranny
Bareback Mount Him
Charlie Wilson's Whore
Daddy! Please Stop Fucking My Friends!
Get That Black Pussy, You Big Dick White Bastard Mutha Fucker
Granny Is Fucking Granpa's Fanny
Hairy Movie
I Was 18 50 Years Ago
Leave It In Her Beaver
Love Squirts
My Daughter Went Black And Never Came Back
Oh No! There's A Negro In My Mom!
Sasha Grey's Anatomy
Show Me Where It Squirts
Strollin' In the Colon


AHAH! i wish i had the job to make up titles!

and tell everyone else to watch it too, so we can win the contest!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70isyvBQsHY

does anyone else like this song by Kid Sister as much as me, or am i just being ridiculous?

oh, it's called Pro Nails

i think you all know what I'm talking about...

anyone know anyone at the city of scottsdale planning dept so i can get a variance so i don't have to tear down my humongous garage? it would be a shame to loose it, and 80% of our storage space along with it...
and it would cost even more to rebuild!
anyone?

UPDATE:
June: Got engaged
July: Blew up Chicago
August: Destroyed San Diego
September: Wrecked NY and RI
October: Won Sexiest Costume Award
November: bought a house
December: shaved my head

What does January hold, besides lots of painting, growing back my curls, and being broke? We'll see...

i steal ideas from other people and pretend they are my own. actually i don't. i don't really do arts and crafs so much.

its been soo soooo soooo long since we updated anything. But we read them all the time! don't thikn we don't know what's going on on Livejournal.
So this month of me being a jetsetter is almost over. Tomorrow we leave for San diego for Comic Con, the biggest nerd fest ever. I am ready to dork out and spend my life savings on toys and art and other nerd widgets.
We get back on Sunday, and Tuesday I leave for LA again. I was just there last week for 5 days. Before that we were in Chicago for 5 days. Before that i was in Denver for the weekend. Before that i was in Vegas. Somewhere in there Laura and Mark came for a visit, we got a new roommate, and i got a haircut. its been a crazy summer. but after LA part II, we are taking a break until the wedding season starts at the end of September. Then its off to NY, RI, and Chicago once more.
Does the fun ever start!?

was super crappy!

i know we haven't posted anything in almost forever, but i swear we read everything that everyone else posts.

i got quite drunk this weekend til 5 AM, 2 nights in a row. i also though it was a good idea to "cuntpunch" my lady friends. it was kinda funny to me. but i'm sure i aggravated some others. or made them uncomfortable. or whatever. i was funny.

We will be spending my bithday in Rocky Point....which will also be my first ever vacation with Ms. Jensen!

How excited am I.

Cubs baseball rocks my socks.
Opening day and Maddux is pitching

Did I mention we are winning in the botom of the 5th 5-0.

Baseball season makes me happy :o)

SO back to My Birthday in Rocky Point - THANK YOU JILL!!!!

I can't wait :o)

Things I should be doing right now: (in not particular order)
1-Working
2-Not writing a journal
3-paying attentionto article I've tried to read 3 times
4-making a doctors appointment
5-Working

Things I have to look forward to: (in not particular order)
1-My mom and sis coming to visit
2-Deborah coming to visit
3-ROCKY POINT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
4-the NY/RI posse coming to visit
5-Lunch with Kimmy
6-Harry Potter DVD
7-Going home hopefully on time
8-Doctors appointment

I am watching my coworker watch my intern watch the computer screen. My office is full of crazy people.

so it's been a long long time since Erika or I have posted anything.
Which could mean 1 of 2 things:
1. Our life is SOO exciting, we haven't even had a chance to breathe, much less update our journal! or...
2. Nothing excited has happened, and if it has, most of you were there with us and documented it already before we had a chance to.
As you guessed, it's the latter.

We do read al your posts everydayu though, and like to pretend we know what you are all up to.

Here are some updates:

I have fallen hard for toys again, and this time i have dragged Erika down with me. We have even booked a swanky motel 6 room in san diego for comicon so we can go dork out together.

Speaking of trips, Denver better be careful come memorial day weekend! Also, Erika's birthday weekend, we may either be going to Coachella or Rocky Point. I also believe a chicago trip may be in order this summer for A)4th of July, or B) lollapalooza (depending on the lineup and the street scene line up)

In the wold of movies, I suggest that in the near future, everyone see Nightwatch, Thank You For Smoking, V for Vendetta, and when it is finally out on DVD next month, one of the best films of last year, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

I am eating a big bag of raisinettes somebody left on my desk, but Trina just walked by my office and told me they made her really ill yesterday becuase of bad raisins. i don't need that! i am already losojg my voice! and when will it rain in the desert!

And stay tuned for news on a visit to Phoenix by your idols, jon lovitz, rob schneider, and jon heder. huzzah!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I pulled over and changed yellekenna's flat tire (15 points). Last month I gave valley_grrl a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I helped hiya_sweets see the light (8 points). Last Friday elizabethteresa and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, thegoodgood (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5037 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, zarika

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yes...I am having a Monday.

You know, one of those days when you just feel like you can't get it together no matter how hard you try?

Feeling dry, dumb, and extra dull today - not in a bad mood though, quite the opposite actually.

Drink meeting after work, followed by food, followed by work out, followed by bed.

Oh that sounds nice.

Yer nice :o)

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor/color of jello to wrestle with you in. (Maybe.)
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal or object you remind me of (I'm not very good at animals).
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.

01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what song(s) reminds me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
08. Put this in your journal.

Shane and Jana left yesterday, and i was finally able to take care of my 3 S's (Shower, Shave, and Sober Up). Toniught we are going to see Lords of Dogtown, then it's off to SKULLCRUSHER METAL BOWLING!!! Who is going to meet us for a fun night of beer, bowling, and butt rock? it will change your lives, i swear it!
love,
Ziggy